Aunty 1 Vs Aunty 2, Round 1. Hahaha...

hellow mii fellow chickens....
today was pretty bad. Cus i had to go to skool. *SIAN* Anyways, something weird happened on the bus i was on the way home. Aunty 1 got on the bus and sat in front of me. Then after a few stops, aunty 2 got on board. She seemed to have trouble with her EZ link card, so the bus driver had to tell her what to do lah. Then suddenly, aunty 1 sitting in front of me started shouting and cursing at aunty 2 in chinese(dont ask me how i know what she saying) for the whole bus to hear. I kinda felt sorry for aunty 2. Stupid aunty 1, why can't u mind ur own business?? Just glad aunty 2 didn't fight back. Hahaa, imagine two aunties poking each other with their umbrellas, hahaa.

here are a few of my favorite "Your mother so fat jokes"...

1: Your Mother soooo fat, that when she jump for joy. She got stuck.
(Stuck to the floor or ceiling?? Hahaha)

2: Your Mother so00 fat, that when she pass by the TV. You missed a whole season of the "Simpsons"
( Woah, where do u get all that fat lady??)

3: Your Mother sooo fat, that she got her own zip code.
( WTH??? Is ur house on top of ya mom??)

anyways, this is all i got today... hahaa
till then,
Sabre-toothed Chicken