Smells Lyk Teen Spirit

today was fine
youth day today! Daniel Ong of 987FM came to our skool today!!!
He was like getting shout outs from the students during recess.
I was sitting a few meters from where he was. Didnt bother to do a shout out.
.
HA!
anyway... 10 more days till that special day!
woohoo.
sixteen, here i come...

till then,
sabre-toothed chicken

Tuition (again)

wahahahahau
had tuition again today. For physics and chem... wah
i think im really lucky. U noe why?? cus got another chio bu sitting across me!!!
hahhahaa... two class in a row that got chio bu siah!!!
damn fun larh ( not really for the studying part, hahaha )
Friday got one more tuition class for maths, kinda hoping that there would also be chio bu in that class... hahaa, wish moi luck.
Other than that, everything went smoothly for moi today.
Quite tired. Oh, and im trying to learn Canon in D on the guitar.
If i master it id be really happy....
but then again, who wouldn't??
okok. GTG,

Till then,
sabre-toothed chicken

More Stupidity

Hey oh, just read another story on the net. Hahaha, enjoy.

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. The autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood.
His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to cause a severe gas attack.
It appeared that the man died in his sleep from breathing in the pisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. The windows where shut, causing the room to be nearly airtight. He was a fat man with an unlimited capacity for creating methane gas.
And a deadly disregard for proper ventilation.

Kinda reminds me of the time when Karen let one go in the van at the Thailand camporee... Hahahaaa, lucky the van got open windows...

Till then,
sabre-toothed chicken

Tuition

heyyss
tuition was fine. ( First time to actually complement bout studying, hahaa)
maybe cus there was a chio bu sitting opposite me??
hahaa, i don't know. But most probably its because i get to stay out of the house. The teacher was really good too.
Thanks to the chio bu... really gets mii mind off really serious matters. Helps me kinda forget how fast O levels is coming. Sian man...

Till then,
Sabre-toothed Chicken

Food N stuff

Ever heard bout the saying "you are what u eat" ??
thats the reason im never eating another peanut in my life, also makes me feel glad that i dont eat pork. Hahahaha...
Anyway, today is going pretty fine. Still quite sian. Got tuition tonight at six to eight. I'm missing the company of my friends. Haiz, sian....

LOL

I congratulate Engalnd for being able to simultaneously bore aound a few million viewers in their match earlier this morning. Hahahaahaa, but on the brightside, at least they won. HAIZ SIAN!!! Korea is out! Asia's only hope! Darn, lets hope they do better in the next world cup.
Thanks to all who pray for me, i dont have to go fer tuition on sat. But still not sure weather i can stay in the afternoon. Maybe only for the choir. Gotta freakin concentrate on O levels siah. Haiz...
Till then,
Sabre-toothed Chicken

Woo hoo, thank you!

Thank You everybody! Dont have Tuition on sat!!! hahaaa.....

You Are Sunrise

You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.

What Time Of Day Are You?

Chocolate cookie!!!

You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie

Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

What the hell???

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Jia Hong is your soulmate.

You truly love Shannon.

You consider Cymon your true friend.

You know that Hansel is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Daniel for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Calvin is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Shannon is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Cymon is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Cymon changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Hansel is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Hansel has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you.

What Color Green Are You?

BRAZIL!

Watching the Brazil Vs Japan match... Japan actually scored first. Wasnt too worried, cus i knew Brazil would equalize soon. Well just before half time, guess what? Ronaldo scores a goal with a header. Just when i thought he had one too many steaks...

NOOOO

Walao, mii sister got iPod NANo... sian so freakin' jealous loh...hahaa
nvm, hope to get one fer mii bday. HAH!

THANK U CYMON!

Thanks to CYMON! I got this awfully kawaii blogskin!
hahaa
thanks cymon, such a fren. LOL

Till then,
Sabre-toothed Chicken

Aunty 1 Vs Aunty 2, Round 1. Hahaha...

hellow mii fellow chickens....
today was pretty bad. Cus i had to go to skool. *SIAN* Anyways, something weird happened on the bus i was on the way home. Aunty 1 got on the bus and sat in front of me. Then after a few stops, aunty 2 got on board. She seemed to have trouble with her EZ link card, so the bus driver had to tell her what to do lah. Then suddenly, aunty 1 sitting in front of me started shouting and cursing at aunty 2 in chinese(dont ask me how i know what she saying) for the whole bus to hear. I kinda felt sorry for aunty 2. Stupid aunty 1, why can't u mind ur own business?? Just glad aunty 2 didn't fight back. Hahaa, imagine two aunties poking each other with their umbrellas, hahaa.

here are a few of my favorite "Your mother so fat jokes"...

1: Your Mother soooo fat, that when she jump for joy. She got stuck.
(Stuck to the floor or ceiling?? Hahaha)

2: Your Mother so00 fat, that when she pass by the TV. You missed a whole season of the "Simpsons"
( Woah, where do u get all that fat lady??)

3: Your Mother sooo fat, that she got her own zip code.
( WTH??? Is ur house on top of ya mom??)

anyways, this is all i got today... hahaa
till then,
Sabre-toothed Chicken

Awful Headache

hahaa, sorry havent been able to post this past weeks. Trying to figure out how to get in...
how stupid can one get??
Anyway, today was awfully tiring. Met up with Shan today to play soccer at his place in Punggol.
Damn far loh. So we went around to look for anyonw who would like to play with us. Found this group of young kids, darn where they good.
When they were done, wee decided to play a game with a few of the older guys. Didn't really enjoy it one bit, those stupid gays all dunno how to pass. All only noe how act and dribble the ball. They probably dont noe anything bout teamwork. Shall not go deeper into this, makes this headache worse. After that i headed down to Novena to have dinner. By myself, i asked shan to come but the little bugger refused. hahaa.... Fell asleep on the train while listening to my mp3.
Then met my ma at church cus the junior earliteens had a rehearsal and my sis was there. Talked to the twins, cant quite believe they actually stayed up to watch the world cup.
hahaa, so unpredictable. Never knew they watched football. They kept playing with a doll and kept wacking me on the arm. Lucky i got lotsa blubber on the side, it helps ease the pain of a plastic toy being wacked onto one's arm.

I read this stupid story in a book. I shall share it with u guys out there...
In Wisconsin, an inmate in a correctional institution planned a route to freedom.
He pretended to be crazy so he could be transferred to the minimum-security mental facility
from where it would be easier to escape. What would a crazy dude do in jail? He pondered...
So he decided to hang himself with a bedsheet, until he was unconscious. While his bunkmate would alert the officials so he could be sent to the nut house. The idiot's plan worked more quickly than anticipated. He hanged himself and was taken to the freedom of a grave the very next day. Stupid dude... shouldve stayed in jail, as if he'd make the world a better place when he got out. The last thing we need is one more idiot on Earth roaming the streets. They should all be put to prisons! hahaha...

This is all i got,
till then.
Sabre-toothed chicken

hello

yo
this is my first time making a post
or watever it is called
hahaa
inspired by twanice to do one...
anyway,
nthn much to write
still quite confused
hahaa...